There may be no food on earth quite as beloved – one might even say fetishized – as bacon. Delicious, delicious bacon. When you meet someone who doesn’t like bacon, it’s a bit shocking.
Okay, vegetarians and vegans, or those who don’t eat pork for religious reasons, that’s understandable. But if you eat meat and you eat pork, chances are, you love bacon. And you are right to.
Here are some bacon quotes to help celebrate your love for this lovely cured meat.
Best Bacon Quotes
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
~ Doug Larson
“Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.”
~ Jim Gaffigan
Homer Simpson: “I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uh, could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.”
Waitress: “How about I just shove a pig down your throat?”
(Homer gives excited look.)
Waitress: “I was kidding.”
Homer: “Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house.”
Waitress: “No he doesn’t.”
“When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president or anything…Every time I’m eating bacon I think, I could die right now, and I mean it. That’s how good life is.”
~ Louis CK
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon…What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”
~ Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
“Roselyn lost her taste for bacon momentarily, which was as long as she was ever capable of losing it.”
~ Thomm Quackenbush, Danse Macabre (Night’s Dream #2)
“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?”
~ Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
“I’ve long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs. There are few sights that appeal to me more than the streaks of lean and fat in a good side of bacon, or the lovely round of pinkish meat framed in delicate white fat that is Canadian bacon. Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.”
~ James Beard
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